The Black Bird 1975 After the death of private detective Sam Spade, his son, Sam Spade Jr who only knew his father very briefly is forced to inherit his San Francisco detective agency, much to his chagrin He also must keep his fathers sarcastic secretary, Effie Perrine Godzilla, and must continue his fathers tradition of serving minorities One day, an obese man named Caspar Gutman is killed just outside Spades building, his last words being Its black and as long as your arm Later on, Spade is given an offer by a member of the Order of St Johns Hospital to purchase his fathers useless copy of the Maltese Falcon A right wing thug named Gordon Immerman Spade calls him Andrew Jackson after he gave Spade his calling card, a bill, has been hired to make sure Spade delivers the bird, but he quickly warms to the detective, although the feeling is not mutual Later on, he gets an offer from a Wilmer Cook, but before they can negotiate, he is killed Shortly thereafter, he encounters a beautiful and mysterious Russian woman named Anna Kemidov, daughter of the general who once owned the real Maltese Falcon She wants it, as well, and is willing to seduce Spade to get it It isnt long before Spade is dealing with Litvak, a bald, Nazi dwarf surrounded an army of Hawaiian thugs In the ensuing chaos, Immerman tries to become Spades partner, Spade discovers that his false copy may be the real thing, and Anna continues to make love to him or is she