Cinematic Titanic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 2008 The children of Mars are in a funk, so Martian King Kimar comes up with a solution kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, this is the ultimate Christmas movie riffing classic, which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes Merry Crap mas