Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild 2013 Ashens insane fictional search for a piece of fabled electronic tat the Game Child Accompanied by fan favourite Chef Excellence a human version, not the bloody puppet, together they try to overcome the odds and all common sense to lay their hands on the legendary Game Child, an old knock off handheld video game console But a shadowy figure, aided by Ashens irritating nemesis, wants the game for their own dastardly ends